Apples! Oranges!
I grew up in an ethnic home 
and food was everywhere 
Our idea of a vegetable’s 
a chocolate éclair 
Salami, pastrami, 
canoli, stromboli, 
from livery to liverwurst
Kielbasa so lumpy, 
pierogis gawumpkies, 
I thought that I would burst
Then one day I saw 
that I could choose
What’s best for me 
when it comes to food
And now 
it’s Apples and Oranges, 
peaches and porridges, 
mangoes and marzipan,
tofu frying in a pan
Jelly made from eucalyptus 
spread on homemade 
whole wheat biscuits
It took me long enough 
to see that it was 
Apples and Oranges for me.
Well, I’ve been a vegan 
for about six years, 
and a vegetarian 
for about 20 years. 
One day, 
when I was younger, 
it kind of hit me 
that eating meat 
is eating animals. 
I always knew that 
in the back of my mind. 
And I think 
most people know that 
in the back of their mind. 
But one day 
for some reason, 
I put them together 
that for me to eat 
a hamburger or a hot dog 
or anything like that, 
is killing an animal. 
And I like animals and 
I don’t want to kill them. 
And when I put the two 
together in my mind, 
I decided that’s something 
that I don’t want to do 
anymore. 
So that’s when 
I became a vegetarian. 
I like salad with cilantro, 
at a home or restauranto
Spinach greens and 
avocados, lima beans 
or sweet potatoes 
So please take away 
the scrapple 
(leftover pig meat)
Cause I’d rather 
have an apple 
or something of that kind
Mr. Bob Pyle is 
an American folk singer 
and songwriter. 
With a college degree 
in business and his own 
gutter cleaning and 
repair business, 
the entrepreneur-artist 
is able to support 
his creative endeavors, 
which include composing
and performing, 
painting, and writing. 
He also founded 
the Baltimore-Washington 
Songwriter’s Association.
Bob Pyle’s first CD, 
“Apples and Oranges,” 
was released in 2004 and 
since has been played on 
over 100 radio stations 
worldwide! 
Jo Stepaniak, author of 
“Being Vegan” 
wrote in a review: 
“Apples & Oranges 
is that unusual blend 
of toe-tapping pleasure 
that melds professional
musicianship 
and superb arrangements 
with both humorous 
and heart-rending lyrics.”
The “Apples & Oranges” 
CD, it’s about being kind 
to animals, it’s about 
becoming more spiritual 
as a person, 
and growing as a person. 
And it’s about 
making a better world, 
which I think most of us 
are interested in doing. 
So, fortunately the CD 
came out very well, and 
I had a good producer
and great musicians 
on the CD.
I got a lot of e-mails 
and people who I met in 
animal rights groups and 
animal rights conventions 
told me they like the CD 
very much. 
And it really 
made me feel good. 
I was leanin’ 
I was lurchin’ 
feelin’ lonely 
I was searchin’ 
for a little understanding
someone 
to tell my troubles to
Your eyes glistened 
as you listened 
Then I knew 
what I was missin’ 
Cause a friend 
that I was searchin’ for
I finally found in you.
Oh Petunia the Pig, 
you’re so pretty 
and so strong,
Petunia the Pig, Come on 
back where you belong 
Now you’re skin’s 
a pretty pink when 
you take a bubble bath 
in my sink
That you look like 
Greta Garbo 
with a ribbon made of blue   
I like jelly
you like marmalade
We go strolling 
down the parmalade
And everywhere we go 
everybody winks at you 
Oh Petunia the Pig, 
let’s get married 
in the spring
Petunia the Pig, you can 
wear a diamond ring 
I say hallo, you say oink 
as we walk down 
to the boink (bank)
To get some money 
for your makeup and 
a mud pack treatment too
And you know 
I won’t desert you 
And nobody’s going 
to hurt you
‘Cause I think I’ve finally 
found a friend in you
Oh Petunia the pig, 
you eat oats 
and you chew cud       
Petunia the pig let’s go 
wallowing in the mud
Mr. Pyle’s song, 
“Factory Style,” 
was inspired by 
John Robbins’ 
bestselling book, 
“Diet for a New America” 
and its chapter 
on factory farming. 
And it’s not like you see 
or you imagine 
a cow running through 
the pasture 
or living on a nice farm. 
It’s an industrial operation; 
they usually do not get to 
go outside. 
They do not get to 
move around. 
It’s so cruel. 
These are the reasons 
that I learned, that 
it’s not good to consume 
dairy products or eggs, 
and that’s 
when I became a vegan.
Well the sun comes up 
and the sky is blue
And the temperature is mild
But the chickens inside 
don’t crow at all
On a farm 
that’s factory style
Nowadays it’s factory style
And the rain comes down 
and the ground is wet
And the pigs 
should go hog wild
But the pigs inside 
don’t see the rain
On a farm 
that’s factory style
Nowadays it’s factory style
There’s about ten chickens 
in every cage
And the profits 
are worthwhile
And it don’t really matter 
that they can’t turn around
On a farm 
that’s factory style
Nowadays it’s factory style
And the pigs are piled up 
in a cage
And they’re stacked 
up to the sky
And when they get sick 
they’re sold anyway
On a farm 
that’s factory style
Nowadays it’s factory style
That’s the only way 
to compete today
You tell me with a smile
But how would you like 
to live that way
On a farm 
that’s factory style
Nowadays it’s factory style
So I don’t support 
a factory farm
And every once in a while
I think about the cries 
that go unheard
On a farm 
that’s factory style
Nowadays it’s factory style
When we come back, 
we will continue 
our interesting discussion 
with vegan song writer 
Bob Pyle. 
Please stay tuned 
to Supreme Master 
Television.
Now seaweed 
doesn’t sound so good 
judging by the name
But once 
you get a taste of it 
You’ll never be the same
With dozens of varieties
Some yellow, 
green or black
Once your dinner guests 
depart
You know 
they’re coming back
Seaweed oh seaweed, 
why do they call 
you names?
If they misunderstand you, 
you’re really not to blame
So put your best fin 
forward and 
stand up proud and tall
‘Cause seaweed, 
oh seaweed, 
you’re not a weed at all
Welcome back to 
Enlightening Entertainment 
and our interview 
with Mr. Bob Pyle, an 
American folk musician 
who is promoting 
the compassionate lifestyle 
for our 
animal co-inhabitants 
through his original songs.
I did a compilation, 
animal rights CD 
with many different 
songwriters and singers, 
and the title track 
was called “Rise Up” 
and it was sung by a lady 
named Maria Daines, 
from England. 
Hopefully we gave a boost 
to new songwriters 
and people trying 
to get the vegan message 
out there through music.
As Bob Pyle once said 
in an interview, 
“What can be better in life 
than to help 
those less fortunate 
than ourselves, 
including suffering 
and exploited animals?”
Mr. Pyle is also greatly 
interested in spirituality 
and learning meditation.
Restoration
Jubilation
Shouted all 
across the nation
Like a lighthouse 
on the shore
I’ve been restored
I’m working on a project 
right now it’s actually a 
documentary film project 
about great Indian saint 
named Anandamayi Ma, 
and this is her photograph. 
Her story is 
a beautiful story 
and it’s been 
very inspirational to me. 
But there are saints 
all over the world, 
great people, 
and this is just 
an example one of them.
Restoration
Jubilation
Shouted up and down 
the mountain
I’m no longer like before
I’ve been restored
Now
Hallelujah
Adoration
Pure as water 
from the fountain
That’s been sent down 
by the Lord
I’ve been restored
People like myself 
who feel compassion 
for the way that 
animals are treated today 
and want to help them 
try to find the best way 
that they can 
to help animals. 
And one way to do it 
is join with other people 
in helping animals, 
and that could be 
an animal rights group 
or a vegetarian 
or a vegan group, 
and there’s real power 
in numbers. 
And when you get together 
with other people 
who think the same way 
and are kind and want 
to be kind to animals, 
great things can be done. 
This is called 
“The Mango Fandango” 
and if you like mangos 
as much as I do, maybe 
you’ll like this song.
In Trinidad, 
in the rainy season 
people stay in all day
But when the rains 
disperse each evening 
they grab the banjo and play
And singing 
the Mango Fandango
Give me some right away 
The Mango Fandango, 
it’s all I want you to play 
Be Veg, 
Go Green 
2 Save the Planet!  
We send you our 
best wishes and support, 
talented and caring 
musician Mr. Bob Pyle. 
May your songs continue 
to inspire people to make 
compassionate choices 
so that we can 
share the world 
with our animal friends 
in peace and love.
We now conclude 
today’s program 
with the moving song, 
“Gentle Creatures,” 
written and sung 
by Mr. Bob Pyle 
for the album 
“Apples and Oranges.”
Gentle creatures 
come to Me,
lay your burdens 
by the wayside.
You are tired 
and your troubles now
are finished for the day.
Sit beside Me, 
lay your heads down
and I will tell you a story.
how I love you, 
‘cause I made you 
and I’ll never go away.
Look high (we look high) 
and low (when you’re low)
Come to Me, 
gentle creatures, 
Come to Me.
You once roamed the plains 
so proudly
grazing on the hills 
and valleys.
with the trees and rocks 
and caves in the sunshine 
echoing your call.
Now they’ve captured 
and corralled you 
in misguided domination 
and convinced themselves
to say it’s 
for the betterment of all.
Look high (we look high) 
and low (when you’re low)
Come to Me, 
gentle creatures, 
Come to Me.
Here’s some water now,
Some hay for you to eat.
Lay your burdens down
and stay with Me a while.
You’ve been 
put into the circus,
and put upon the table,
and used 
in cruel experiments, 
as though you had no soul.
You’ve been used up 
on the racetrack
and battered 
in the bull ring.
And your blood 
turns into dollars
as your life 
is bought and sold.
So I offer consolation and 
my deepest admiration 
for your glorious example 
of humility and trust.
Sit beside me, 
lay your heads down
and I will tell you a story,
how the world is still 
evolving into
peacefulness and love.
Look high (we look high) 
and low (when you’re low)
Come to Me, 
gentle creatures, 
Come to Me.
Look high (we look high) 
and low (when you’re low)
Come to Me, 
gentle creatures,
Come to Me, 
gentle creatures,
Come to Me, 
gentle creatures, 
Come to Me!
Bob Pyle’s music CDs 
are available at 
and 
Thank you for joining us 
on today’s Enlightenment 
Entertainment. 
Words of Wisdom 
is coming up next, 
after Noteworthy News, 
here on 
Supreme Master Television. 
May thoughts 
of beauty and happiness 
be with you.